shit.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

“

—	John Green (Looking for Alaska)

Breaking News Boner: Who is this girl? I can haz?

Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like.

Not even joking.

I CAN’T SEE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR HEAD AT THE SAME TIME. NICE TRY THOUGH, BITCH. ALSO, THOSE HEADPHONES PROBABLY SUCK DICK AND YOU LOOK STUPID.